Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!! 



 
Law of queue: 

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.  

Law of the Telephone: 

When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair : 

After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.  

Law of the Workshop: 

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.  

Law of the Alibi : 

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: 

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.  


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : 

The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT: 

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: 

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE: 

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.